4:17 AM Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Amount Of Retardness.
[x] you have yelled at an inanimate object for hurting you
[ ] you have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] you have jumped out of a moving vehicle[merry-go-round considered]
[x] you have thought of something funny,then laughed. Ppl gave you weird looks.
[ ] you have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] you have been called a blonde.
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] you have tried to lick your elbow
[x] you never new Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet had the same tune.
[x] you sang them to make sure
[ ] you have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] you have choked on your own spit.
So Far: 8
[x] you have seen Star Wars and still don't get it.
[ ] you type with three fingers or less sometimes.
[ ] you have accidentaly caught something on fire.
[x] you have caught yourself drooling.
So Far: 10
[x] you have fallen asleep in class.
[x] sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] sometimes when you're telling a story you forget wad it's all about.
[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] you're often told to use your inside voice.
So Far: 13
[x] you use your fingers to do simple math
[x] you've eaten a bug accidentaly
[x] you're taking this test when you're supposed to be doing more important stuff.
[x] you've put your clothes backwards/inside out and don't realise it
[x] you've looked all over for something when it was in your hand/pocket all the time.
So Far: 18
[x] you repost chainmails because you're scared wad they say might happen to you.
[x] you break a lot of things
[x] you tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] you have fallen out of your chair before
[x] when you're lying in bed, you try and find pics in the textures of the ceiling.
[x] the word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] you don't know wad um means.
[x] you say "what" and "huh " a lot.
[x] you used a calculator to multiply your test score
So Far: 27
Multiply the total by 3 and that will be your percentage of retardness
87%-.- Zzzz
i am 87% retarded *speechless*